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    CrazyLasagna's Meme Guides 02: How to deal with Skye

    This might surprise some of you, but a lot of players have problems dealing with the Ms Purple Haired Pornstar named Skye, and this is especially true for newer players. So in response I'm going to make another shitty meme guide for no other reason other than I'm bored. Also, it's because I know the well kept secret of how to never have problems with any Skye EVER AGAIN. And the trick?


    Reach Diamond V
    No...really, that's all you have to do. Skye is notorious for sucking at high levels of competitive play, so there's only 1 in 100 idiots that will pick her. So you MIGHT see her once every 20 games...but you're more likely to see a Zhin or "Pro" Lex main.


    Wait... you wanted a better answer? Oh yeah...most people who need help with Skye are shitty Bronze V scrubs... Ah fuck it I'll type some more.

    Actually Decent Tips to Deal With Skye:
    1. Study your surroundings.
    Skye's advantage is that she CAN be illusive and slippery, so if you know all the routes and
    ways she can come at you, her effectiveness is greatly reduced. If Skye doesn't have the element of surprise she dies REALLY fast to almost every single champion in a 1v1.

    2. Teamwork
    I realize that most of you Bronze V scrubs and "Pro" Lex mains (I am not letting this joke die) don't
    have "Teamwork" in your personal dictionary, so let me spell it out for you (*laughs at own joke*).

    The combined action of a group of people, especially when effective and efficient.

    I know, communication is scary. *TALKING TO OTHER HUMAN BEINGS? WTF MAN!* might
    be what you're thinking...SUCK IT THE FUCK UP BUTTERCUP!!! You came to me looking for
    help dealing with Ms Purple Haired Pornstar, so if you don't like my advice, you can go shove it!

    3. Illuminate
    If you pick this card and max it, you are a complete and utter scrub who sucks at this game. It
    works REALLY well at countering Skye, but it's arguably the worst way to do so. If you don't know
    what I'm talking about...then I guess that's why Ms Purple Haired Pornstar is fucking you so hard
    (*laughs at own joke again*). But hey, do it if you really want too. What can I do to stop you? I'm
    just some random fuckboi on the internet with way too much time on his hands.


    So thats my second really shitty meme guide. Wanna suggest something? Fuck off, idfc.
    Last edited by CrazyLasagna; 09-11-2017 at 08:15 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CrazyLasagna View Post
    I realize that most of you Bronze V scrubs and "Pro" Lex mains (I am not letting this joke die)
    I think I love you for that...
    I've finally found it!

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    Skye is OPP. PLEASE NERFFFFF ASAP... HOW STUPID STRONK SHE'S SOMEONE'S GOTTA NERF THIS BUTT..

    RipEvie. No Reason To Play This Game Anymore.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LookGooD View Post
    Skye is OPP. PLEASE NERFFFFF ASAP... HOW STUPID STRONK SHE'S SOMEONE'S GOTTA NERF THIS BUTT..
    I think your problem is that you're not in Diamond V or higher. Try that out. Don't worry, getting to Bronze V to Diamond V isn't THAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT difficult. I mean, it's barely more difficult than learning rocket science, since the game supposedly FORCES YOU to not rank up. (Not confirmed)
    Last edited by CrazyLasagna; 09-11-2017 at 08:16 AM.

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    Thanks for the love man :P

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    I can assure you that rocket science is actually easier. Since I work in the field, but I still can't reach Diamond V.

    * woman.
    I've finally found it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Valkure View Post
    I can assure you that rocket science is actually easier. Since I work in the field, but I still can't reach Diamond V.

    * woman.
    I am ranked Plat 3 (almost Plat 2) yet even there I rarely see Skye. Diamond V is just the point at which there are NO Purple Pornstars fucking you in the ass.

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    It's not hard to reach Diamond V... it's hard to stay there. Specially when I get a "Pro" Lex main in my team every game.

    Also, you forgot the most important advice to deal with Skye

    4) If you hear someone screaming "Time's Ticking", press F to run away and take cover. I know it's hard for "Pro" Lex mains to press anything but W, Q, E and left mouse button, and it's hard for them not to stay glued to an enemy's face, but with some effort they can achieve it.

    "A poor worker blames his tools." - Engibarik

    Please, support your supports

    c r a z y d i a m o n d V & k n u c k l e s

    Current Goals:
    - Get Barik to level 20 (Completed!)
    - Get Ying to level 20 (Current level 16)
    - Become at least decent with Sha Lin, Cassie and Mal'Damba
    - Improve as a flank
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    I can assure you that it's super hard, almost impossible, to even reach gold, when your average team composition is first pick Maeve with a great total of 2 kills at the end of the game and your DDs got 24k dmg, less than yourself playing healer.
    The only way to come out of that mess is to play in a party of 3, where we can, at least, control 2 tanks and a support. Sadly, this can be done often.
    I've finally found it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Valkure View Post
    I can assure you that it's super hard, almost impossible, to even reach gold, when your average team composition is first pick Maeve with a great total of 2 kills at the end of the game and your DDs got 24k dmg, less than yourself playing healer.
    The only way to come out of that mess is to play in a party of 3, where we can, at least, control 2 tanks and a support. Sadly, this can be done often.
    I don't know, I played solo all the time and reached Diamond pretty easily. The problem is that since I got there I'm suddenly being placed with bad players...

    "A poor worker blames his tools." - Engibarik

    Please, support your supports

    c r a z y d i a m o n d V & k n u c k l e s

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