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Thread: CrazyLasagna's Meme Guide 01: How to deal with Zhin

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    CrazyLasagna's Meme Guide 01: How to deal with Zhin

    So I've noticed a lot of newer players complain about Zhin. And flank mains. Oh the flank mains. However, while I may not be the most experienced Paladins player, I have come to learn the secrets to dealing with a GODDAMN F****** ZHIN MAIN!!! (Maeve main btw)

    The first step is to find out what Legendary Card the Zhin player is using. Depending on what card they're using, it helps you understand how the Zhin may play, and how to defeat them. So, to all of you Lex "Pros" this means you have to press the TAB key at the top left of your keyboard. I know, using any keys other than W and M1 is difficult for you, but bare with me.

    Zhin is using Smolder:
    Step 1: Play Frontline

    Zhin is using Retaliation:
    Step 1: STOP...F******...SHOOTING!!!
    Step 2: Don't Play Frontline (If your team is composed of Bronze 5 players)
    Step 3: Hope you aren't queued with Bronze 5's. If they are not Bronze 5's, then they PROBABLY have the inkling of intelligence required to notice a Zhin mid-counter. I would still recommend referring back to Step 2 anyway.

    Zhin is stupid and using Guillotine:
    Step 1: Wear a headset
    Step 2: Learn what the A and D keys do and use them. I'm talking to you Lex "Pros".

    Hope this guide was absolutely useless. Vote on how accurate it was in the poll above.
    Last edited by CrazyLasagna; 09-03-2017 at 01:29 PM.

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    I've loved the "I'm talking to you Lex "Pros"." sentence!
    And your nick.
    I've finally found it!

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    Only problem is that you need to pick champion before Zhin picks his legendary.

    I also have 2 tips, specifically for "Lex pros":
    1. Even if you can't aim, don't use in pursuit against a retaliation Zhin, unless you know that counter is on CD. If he kills you, that is one thing, but do your team a favor, and don't heal him to full.

    2. (I was lvl10 with Lex and didn't know about it until Zhin arrived) you can cancel in pursuit by pressing RMB again, if you forgot the protip #1.
    I don't like play in/against double FL teams, so I'll stay an unranked scrub overlord forever

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    Quote Originally Posted by ThunderZsolt View Post
    Only problem is that you need to pick champion before Zhin picks his legendary.

    I also have 2 tips, specifically for "Lex pros":
    1. Even if you can't aim, don't use in pursuit against a retaliation Zhin, unless you know that counter is on CD. If he kills you, that is one thing, but do your team a favor, and don't heal him to full.

    2. (I was lvl10 with Lex and didn't know about it until Zhin arrived) you can cancel in pursuit by pressing RMB again, if you forgot the protip #1.
    This is a meme guide. It's supposed to be useless and more comedy than guide since, yeah, you pick legendaries after champion picks. However the actual information is still valid

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    I didn't know that too. Also for Shalin's planted. :-P
    I've finally found it!

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    Makoa with Dredge anchor can wreak Zhin (And maeve no offense to your maeve) I am a PS4 Silver 5 player and am pretty new but so far i have been able to counter any flank with makoa with dredge anchor. (Maybe the people I am playing just suck at using flanks) The only champion I would see any reason to complain about is Strix. (Maybe)

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    I'm pretty sure I'm a Lex pro. I've played 9 games as him, only beaten by Strix, who I've played one game of. I take offence to this as a Lex pro.
    "Let me get a nut on your feet at least"

    Asking the real questions: Why does Maeve - THE FRENCH CHARACTER - HAVE AN IRISH NAME?!?!?!
    THIS IS THE PRIME EXAMPLE OF "HI-REZ" LOGIC
    MAKE SURE TO CALL THE NEXT ITALIAN CHARACTER HAMISH WHILE YOU'RE AT IT

    Senpai Noticed Me!!!

    #BALANCEPCANDCONSOLESEPARATELY

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    I think I've played Lex less than you. So I am more pro than you. u.u
    I've finally found it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kaydude2010 View Post
    Makoa with Dredge anchor can wreak Zhin (And maeve no offense to your maeve) I am a PS4 Silver 5 player and am pretty new but so far i have been able to counter any flank with makoa with dredge anchor. (Maybe the people I am playing just suck at using flanks) The only champion I would see any reason to complain about is Strix. (Maybe)
    You're 9001% correct, Makoa (especially one running Pluck) is probably the best anti flank.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Valkure View Post
    I think I've played Lex less than you. So I am more pro than you. u.u
    Ha, gut rekt I gut dat mastery 1 in one gum gut pwned nub

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