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    [guide] capslock guide to ying - the way she was meant to be yinged

    I’M REDROVER AND THIS IS A GUIDE TO YING, THE MANLIEST CHAMPION IN PALADINS THAT DOES NOT HAVE TESTICLES.

    THE BUILD
    LEGENDARY:
    • RESONANCE - ILLUSIONS EXPLODE FOR 500 WHEN KILLED OR EXPIRE

    CARDS:
    • SPRING BLOOM 4 - APPLY SCHWARZENEGGER DIRECTLY TO CLONE COOLDOWN
    • HARMONY 3 - GIVE YOUR CLONES 30% LIFESTEAL
    • MESMERISM 2 - FORCE DROGOZ PLAYERS TO RETHINK THEIR LIFE WHENEVER THEY PRESS E
    • SPRING FORWARD 2 - INCREASED DURATION DIMENSIONAL LINK
    • REWIND 1 - FREE CLONES WTF


    THIS IS NOT ONLY THE BEST WAY TO PLAY YING, BUT ALSO THE MOST FUN, AS YOU WILL BE UTILIZING ALL PARTS OF HER KIT TO THEIR FULL POTENTIAL INSTEAD OF HIDING IN A CORNER LIKE A PATSY.

    OMFG NO LIFELIKE? THIS GUIDE IS N00b!!!!
    USING LIFELIKE IS LIKE A MAN USING OVERSIZED CONDOMS. NOT ONLY WILL IT PROBABLY NOT DO ITS JOB, IT WILL MAKE YOUR PERFORMANCE WORSE. IT IS DANGEROUS FOR YOU AND YOUR PARTNERS AS IT WILL GIVE THEM BULLET SPONGE SYNDROME/STDS INSTEAD OF PLAYING SMART AND NOT TAKING DAMAGE/GETTING PREGNANT IN THE FIRST PLACE.

    YOUR OBJECTIVE IN EVERY MATCH SHOULD NOT BE TO GET THE HIGHEST HEALING OR DAMAGE NUMBERS, BUT TO WIN THE GAME. MANY PEOPLE FORGET YING WAS ALREADY ONE OF THE BEST HEALERS BEFORE THE INTRODUCTION OF LEGENDARIES. WITH LIFELIKE BEING NERFED TO 70%, PLAYING RESONANCE IS THE MOST EFFECTIVE METHOD OF WINNING THE GAME. IT IS ALSO LIKELY THAT YOU WILL INDEED GET THE HIGHEST HEALING AND DAMAGE NUMBERS ANYWAY.

    MY ENGLAND NOT SO GUD CAN YOU SHOW M-
    I GOT YOU FAM

    EARLY GAME

    THE MINDSET
    ASK YOURSELF THIS FIRST:
    IS MY TEAM MADE OF POTATOES?
    YES: CARRY THE GAME
    NO: CARRY THE GAME

    WHAT ITEMS DO I BUY?
    CHRONOS. ALL OTHERS DEPEND ON THE TEAM COMPOSITIONS AND YOUR UNDERSTANDING OF THE GAME. DO I HATE TREES? IS THERE A CREEPY OLD PEDOPHILE ON THE ENEMY TEAM? IMPORTANT QUESTIONS.

    WHAT DO I DO IN A TEAM FIGHT?
    1. DROP AN ILLUSION
    2. DROP ANOTHER ILLUSION
    3. SHATTER TO SEND THOSE ILLUSIONS CHASING THE NEAREST ENEMY
    4. ACTIVATE DIMENSIONAL LINK 3 TIMES AFTER THEY SHATTER TO SPAWN 2 REWIND ILLUSIONS NEAR THE ENEMY AND END UP BACK AT YOUR ORIGINAL LOCATION
    5. REPEAT STEPS 3 AND 4 BEFORE DIMENSIONAL LINK EXPIRES
    6. GO TO STEP 1. IF THERE ARE NO ENEMIES LEFT, GO TO STEP 7
    7. EMOTE.

    SUPPORT ETIQUETTE
    DESPITE THEIR INCOMPETENCY YOU SHOULD HELP YOUR WEAK AND PUNY ALLIES WHENEVER YOU CAN. THEY ARE GOOD DECOYS AND CAN DISTRACT THE ENEMY FROM THE REAL THREAT, YOUR SEXY KAMIKAZE BOMBERS. AS THE MANLIEST CHARACTER ON YOUR TEAM, YOU SHOULD ALMOST ALWAYS BODY BLOCK INCOMING FIRE FOR YOUR ALLIES WITH YOURSELF AND YOUR ILLUSIONS AS YOU HAVE THE BEST SUSTAIN IN THE GAME. LIFE GAIN FROM HARMONY AND CLONES DURING DIMENSIONAL LINK LETS YOU 1V3 IN SOME CASES AND COME OUT ON TOP.

    HELP I AM GAINING ULTIMATE CHARGE FASTER THAN MORALE BOOST 5 DROGOZ
    PRISMS SPAWNED DURING YOUR ULTIMATE LAST FOR A WHOPPING 13 SECONDS. THEY COUNT AS ILLUSIONS THAT YOU CAN TELEPORT TO, WHICH MEANS YOU CAN ULT RIGHT OUT OF THE SPAWN AND DIM LINK TO AN ALLY TO GET BACK INTO THE CLOWN FIESTA IMMEDIATELY. ALSO, SINCE THEY ARE ILLUSIONS RESONANCE WILL CAUSE THEM TO EXPLODE UPON EXPIRATION.

    OVERCLOCK YOUR MIRROR
    YOU CAN CANCEL THE BACKSWING OF YOUR LMB BY USING SHATTER TO GET TWO HITS IN FOR THE PRICE OF ONE. ACTUALLY IT WILL STILL COST 2 AMMO BUT YOU GET THE POINT. AND SO WILL THEY. THE POINT OF YOUR LONG HARD OPTICAL APPENDAGE. WHO’S THE PRETTIEST OF THEM ALL?

    LATE GAME

    WHAT IF MY ENEMIES GOT CAUT 3?
    LAUGH AND CONTINUE BLOWING UP ILLUSIONS IN THEIR FACE (BUT PLAY SAFER). YOU ARE 10x MORE USEFUL AT THIS POINT THAN LIFELIKE YING.

    AM I A BALLER YET?
    DO YOU HAVE CHRONOS 3?

    I GOT DEFT HANDS 3 AFTER CHRONOS 3
    YOU ARE NOW BALLING OUT OF CONTROL.

    I FOLLOWED YOUR GUIDE AND DIDN’T WIN!
    BLAME YOUR TEAM.

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    I like this guy. You can tell he knows what he's doing from all the caps lock that basically turns this post into poetry. He gently takes you through self-defense and tells you to look out for pedophiles - he even recommends field rations, aka potatoes. I'd refer to them as meatshields but we all know potatoes are root vegetables.

    I just have one question. What if your partner wanted to get pregnant? What if it's part of their plan for world domination? Would you recommend lifelike in that situation?
    WHAT DO YOU MEAN I'VE GIVEN TOO MUCH REPUTATION (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

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    Straight forward, good guide.
    #NotMyCassie#SkipPOTG0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000(°°)

    "For now let them savor the patch that they yearned so much,
    so they can heal their wounds that the beast cut,
    until all is well and in good health,
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sähikäinen View Post
    I just have one question. What if your partner wanted to get pregnant? What if it's part of their plan for world domination? Would you recommend lifelike in that situation?
    Ironically, lifelike is the fastest way to become deadlike on the inside. As such it would not be recommended in that situation.

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    Resonance. Shatter. Pick one. Using one completely invalidates the other. Oh wait, I just got it. This is a joke thread. Has to be.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RandomLetters View Post
    Resonance. Shatter. Pick one. Using one completely invalidates the other. Oh wait, I just got it. This is a joke thread. Has to be.
    What makes you think so?
    #NotMyCassie#SkipPOTG0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000(°°)

    "For now let them savor the patch that they yearned so much,
    so they can heal their wounds that the beast cut,
    until all is well and in good health,
    then we'll ask for a buff."
    00()◕◕✿‿00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000-Dr. Duck Smithy

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